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Velzara descends this June.

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Velzara descends this June. ᓚᘏᗢ

Curse Meow Not

Volume I of the Infernal Catastrophe

Velzara was born to conquer empires—not cough up furballs.

Once a fearsome demon princess with fire in her veins and legions at her command, Velzara now finds herself trapped in the body of a black cat, exiled to a cozy mortal home filled with teacups, teenage witches, and treacherous wallpaper. But her curse is no ordinary hex—it’s a prison forged to contain something much older, darker, and dangerously unfinished.

Every nap drags her back to the smoldering ruins of her past. Every mirror remembers too much. And the girl who dared to name her? She might just be the key—or the final mistake.

Magic misfires, ancient sigils stir, and somewhere beneath the floorboards, something is waking.

Purring is for the weak. Velzara intends to survive.

Containment Not Recommended

The Orange Protocol Case #001

Luis Cannon was a hardboiled detective—trench coat, gravel voice, and a nose for trouble. Then he touched the Cognichonk: a cursed, possibly divine relic disguised as a cosmic cat toy.

Now his mind is fractured, scattered across a psychic network of orange cats.

When they sync with the Cognichonk, they become him—sharp, cynical, noir-narrating sleuths. When it fades? Back to licking power cords and screaming at ceiling fans.

But something’s wrong in the network. Cats are remembering things they shouldn’t. An old rival is clawing toward ascension. And the Cognichonk? It’s choosing sides.

If Luis doesn’t solve the case soon, he won’t just lose his mind—he’ll lose what’s left of himself.

A surreal noir-fantasy full of cursed sigils, prophetic kittens, and feline-fueled conspiracies, Containment Not Recommended is a detective story with claws.

Because the truth purrs.

And it bites.

Planned for July 2025 Release

What’s Next?

  • Curse Meow Not and Containment Not Recommended may scratch the surface, but the fractures deepen.

    Projected Schedule:

    • Infurnal Catastrophe, Volume II (Title Pending) — Targeting Sept/Oct. The curse tightens. The cat refuses.

    • The Orange Protocol Case #002 (Title Pending) — Targeting Nov/Dec. Further Cognichonk disturbances cataloged. Lucidity compromised.

    All timelines are subject to recursion, coffee shortages, or spontaneous artifact detonation.

  • Beyond containment. Past the fractures. Into unclassified corridors.

    Preliminary Directives:

    • Infurnal Catastrophe, Volume III (Title: Classified) — Projected early 2026. The curse spreads. Velzara's claws sink deeper.

    • The Orange Protocol Case #003 (Title: Scrambled) — Projected mid 2026. Cognichonk interference escalates. Patterns unresolved.

    • New Initiative (REDACTED) — End of 2026. Details withheld. Initiate clearance requests only if you crave disappointment or teeth marks.

    All entries pending further anomalies, eldritch storms, and narrative noncompliance.