Cursed cats. Cosmic chaos. Comedy darker than it should be.

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Nine Lives, Zero Paperwork

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Curses, ghosts, and a very angry princess.

Infurnal Catastrophe Series

Detective Noir

Psychic cats. Cold cases. Bad attitudes.

Orange Protocol Series

Portal Adventures

Wrong world. Wrong body. No Tail.

Unfamiliar Territory Series

Space Comedy

One cat. One spaceship. Zero qualifications.

Nine Live, Infinite Lies Series

Stand Alones

Every cat has a story that doesn't fit in a box.

Stand Alone Stories

Holiday Comedy

Festive. Feral. Probably cursed.

Holiday Stories

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