Cursed cats. Cosmic chaos. darker Comedy.
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The Long Way Home
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Releases September 12th!
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The Long Way Home 🏠 Releases September 12th! 😺
What are you in the mood for?
Dark & Gothic
Curses, grief, and things that should have stayed dead.
Space & Cosmic Absurdity
Spaceships, apocalypses, zero qualifications.
Detective Noir
Psychic cats. Cold cases. Bad attitudes.
Portal & Isekai
Wrong world. Wrong body. No tail.
Tender Ones
Some stories purr. This one leaves marks.
Happy Holidays
Festive. Feral. Probably cursed.
Workplace Humor
Your coworkers were always cats.
Younger Readers
Smaller readers. Same cats. Fewer swears.
Chapter Books (7-9)
Recently Released
This document was not approved by Human Resources. Human Resources doesn't know it exists. Let's keep it that way.
For decades, the Feline Workplace Observation Committee has had agents embedded in every corner of the modern workplace—offices, warehouses, IT basements, home divisions. Their findings have been collected, catalogued, and classified at Level Green: general distribution among feline personnel only. Declassification was accidental.
You're holding the result.
A taxonomy of meetings, including the species nobody admits exists. The Corporate Jargon Decoder. Six manager archetypes with handling instructions. Open office survival protocols, kitchen-law jurisprudence, an IT department field guide, the official FWOC Threat Level Chart (laminate recommended), and an ongoing investigation into a stolen yogurt that has never been resolved and never will be.
Written in the deadpan institutional voice of cats who have watched humans schedule meetings about meetings, ignore emails, argue about thermostats, and keep showing up anyway, The Feline Guide to Surviving Your Human Workplace is for anyone who has ever sat in a one-hour meeting that could have been a three-sentence email. It is also for anyone who suspects, correctly, that the cat in their office knows things they don't.
By the casino's records, Brentley is a three-time poker champion, a beloved regular, and a legend of the felt. In reality, he's an orange cat who wandered in days ago and has never played a hand in his life.
Both are now true. That's the problem.
Brentley cannot stop lying, and the universe cannot stop believing him. Every fib he tells rewrites the world a little more—records, memories, entire histories—until reality itself starts buckling under the bookkeeping. On the run with the magnificent menace who upended his life, cargo hauler Jarik Venn only wanted one quiet hull patch at Theta Station. Instead he got a cat rigging a tournament that never happened, a casino cheering for a champion who doesn't exist, and the Familiar Reclamation Bureau—forms in triplicate—arriving to collect one very specific fugitive.
But the Bureau doesn't just want Brentley back. When the paperwork clears, Jarik finds his own life rewritten—three years of crimes he never committed, in places he's never been—and a broken transmission whispers a name even Brentley doesn't remember.
The house always wins. The Bureau always gets its cat. First, everyone has to survive the filing.
Nine Lives, One Witness is Book Two of Nine Lives, Infinite Lies—an absurdist space comedy about lies that come true, a cat convinced he's magnificent, and the very bad things that happen when the universe starts to believe him.
She didn't claw her way out of three hells to be called a good girl.
Velzara was cursed for the apocalypse—stripped of her throne, her fire, and her dignity, then stuffed into the body of a black cat. She's spent nine lives trying to claw her way back. But when she discovers her curse wasn't punishment but the only thing keeping an ancient force from hollowing her out and wearing her like a doorway, "breaking free" stops being the goal. Staying hidden becomes survival.
Too bad the Warding House isn't cooperating. Its protections are failing, Elira's sealed memories are surfacing with dangerous implications, and the thing in the basement has started whispering Velzara's true name. Enemies who've been adapting for centuries are closing in—and they don't want her dead. They want her back.
Now a demon princess and her guardian must trust each other with everything—every secret, every fear, every involuntary purr—or lose the bond that might be their only weapon against forces that have broken eight partnerships before them.
The curse was supposed to keep her hidden. This time, she'll have to keep herself.
Coming Soon
The Long Way Home
(The Cats of Opal Manor 1)
For younger readers 7 to 9. Hannah May always took the long way home. One evening she follows an orange cat off the path, and comes out the other side on four paws. A cozy chapter book about curiosity, courage, and finding where you belong.
September 12, 2026
The Cat That Time Built
He was dying. His daughter was already gone. So he built a cat and sealed something into it that should have stayed dead.
The cat does not know what it is doing to him.
October 31, 2026