Cursed cats. Cosmic chaos. Comedy darker than it should be.
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Nine Lives, Zero Paperwork
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Releases February 21st!
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A cursed princess. A haunted house. A very undignified amount of fur.
They took his fur. They took his tail. They should have taken his attitude.
A hardboiled detective. A psychic cat network. The truth purrs and it bites.
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He ate the apocalypse. She fought the paperwork. The demon took notes.
A cat hits a spaceship viewport mouthing: "You missed the turnoff."
A tortoiseshell familiar. A body at war with itself. Love measured in doses.
Inspired by my own journey with Ripley’s autoimmune condition called Pemphigus.
Release Schedule
June 6, 2026
August 15, 2026
October 31, 2026
December 5, 2026