Cursed cats. Cosmic chaos. darker Comedy.
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The Long Way Home
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The Long Way Home 🏠 Releases September 12th! 😺
What are you in the mood for?
Dark & Gothic
Curses, grief, and things that should have stayed dead.
Space & Cosmic Absurdity
Spaceships, apocalypses, zero qualifications.
Detective Noir
Psychic cats. Cold cases. Bad attitudes.
Portal & Isekai
Wrong world. Wrong body. No tail.
Tender Ones
Some stories purr. This one leaves marks.
Happy Holidays
Festive. Feral. Probably cursed.
Workplace Humor
Your coworkers were always cats.
Younger Readers
Smaller readers. Same cats. Fewer swears.
Chapter Books (7-9)
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This document was not approved by Human Resources. Human Resources doesn't know it exists. Let's keep it that way.
For decades, the Feline Workplace Observation Committee has had agents embedded in every corner of the modern workplace—offices, warehouses, IT basements, home divisions. Their findings have been collected, catalogued, and classified at Level Green: general distribution among feline personnel only. Declassification was accidental.
You're holding the result.
A taxonomy of meetings, including the species nobody admits exists. The Corporate Jargon Decoder. Six manager archetypes with handling instructions. Open office survival protocols, kitchen-law jurisprudence, an IT department field guide, the official FWOC Threat Level Chart (laminate recommended), and an ongoing investigation into a stolen yogurt that has never been resolved and never will be.
Written in the deadpan institutional voice of cats who have watched humans schedule meetings about meetings, ignore emails, argue about thermostats, and keep showing up anyway, The Feline Guide to Surviving Your Human Workplace is for anyone who has ever sat in a one-hour meeting that could have been a three-sentence email. It is also for anyone who suspects, correctly, that the cat in their office knows things they don't.
By the casino's records, Brentley is a three-time poker champion, a beloved regular, and a legend of the felt. In reality, he's an orange cat who wandered in days ago and has never played a hand in his life.
Both are now true. That's the problem.
Brentley cannot stop lying, and the universe cannot stop believing him. Every fib he tells rewrites the world a little more—records, memories, entire histories—until reality itself starts buckling under the bookkeeping. On the run with the magnificent menace who upended his life, cargo hauler Jarik Venn only wanted one quiet hull patch at Theta Station. Instead he got a cat rigging a tournament that never happened, a casino cheering for a champion who doesn't exist, and the Familiar Reclamation Bureau—forms in triplicate—arriving to collect one very specific fugitive.
But the Bureau doesn't just want Brentley back. When the paperwork clears, Jarik finds his own life rewritten—three years of crimes he never committed, in places he's never been—and a broken transmission whispers a name even Brentley doesn't remember.
The house always wins. The Bureau always gets its cat. First, everyone has to survive the filing.
Nine Lives, One Witness is Book Two of Nine Lives, Infinite Lies—an absurdist space comedy about lies that come true, a cat convinced he's magnificent, and the very bad things that happen when the universe starts to believe him.
Velzara was forged for the apocalypse. She decided to be a house cat instead.
That decision had consequences, and they are arriving on schedule.
The wards holding the Thorne house together are starting to fail. Something vast and patient is pressing against the edges of reality, hungry for the doorway it was promised three centuries ago.
The doorway is Velzara. It always was. Every generation of the Thorne bloodline was a refinement, and Velzara is the final product: the perfect vessel, designed to be consumed and replaced when the Devouring arrives.
The Devouring is arriving.
Between Velzara and the thing at the edge of reality stands a ward-grid she helped repair, a witch she did not expect to start protecting, and the inconvenient discovery that something old has been steering her life from the inside since before she was born. The forces moving against her are bureaucratic, patient, and very well prepared. Every fight she wins costs her something she cannot replace.
Enemies are circling. The house is dreaming around them. And the thing sealed in the basement has been patient for a very long time.
Standing between cosmic catastrophe and Tuesday: one mortal witch with damaged magic, one chaos imp with more secrets than anyone budgeted for, and a six-pound house cat who has decided that, as a matter of policy, she is no longer accepting revisions to her shape from outside parties.
She survived eight deaths. She will be damned if she lets the ninth one have her on schedule.
Forget Meow Not is Book Two of the Infurnal Catastrophe, a cat-protagonist paranormal fantasy that pairs cozy domestic detail with cosmic stakes, a deeply infernal sense of humor, and the strenuously undeclared loyalty of a creature who was never supposed to care about anyone.
Coming Soon
The Long Way Home
(The Cats of Opal Manor 1)
For younger readers 7 to 9. Hannah May always took the long way home. One evening she follows an orange cat off the path, and comes out the other side on four paws. A cozy chapter book about curiosity, courage, and finding where you belong.
September 12, 2026
The Cat That Time Built
He was dying. His daughter was already gone. So he built a cat and sealed something into it that should have stayed dead.
The cat does not know what it is doing to him.
October 31, 2026