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Curse Meow Not

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Velzara was forged for the apocalypse. Now she's a housecat.

Once a demon princess who commanded legions and toppled thrones across three hells, Velzara has been cursed into the body of a small black cat—stripped of her powers, saddled with whiskers, and nursing a grudge older than most civilizations. When she's taken in by Elira, a young witch-in-training who inherited a grandmother's crumbling Warding House and none of the instructions, Velzara expects nothing more than temporary indignity.

But the house has opinions. The mirrors have stopped behaving. Something sealed beneath the floorboards is learning her name. And the girl with the cinnamon-scented magic and the mismatched slippers might be the most dangerous thing in the building—because she's starting to make Velzara care.

Ancient curses. Rogue sigils. An imp in a tea cozy. And the creeping suspicion that the curse was never punishment at all.

  • The sun offended her. It did not blaze with the glory of a kingdom-consuming inferno or strike with the righteous fury of divine wrath. This sunlight was worse. It crept in soft and domestic, its golden glow an intruder too polite to be thrown out, mocking her with its gentleness, as if her downfall were something to be warmed by.

    It slithered across the wooden floor like melted smugness—warm, syrupy, and utterly devoid of threat. This was not light that scorched or purified. It merely lingered, smelling faintly of cinnamon and something far more insidious, like unresolved childhood trauma bottled in a sunbeam.

    Velzara tried to hiss, but her throat betrayed her. What emerged was a breathy hffft, the dying gasp of a disgraced tea kettle. It was not merely inadequate—it was an insult to rage itself, a tragedy of acoustics so pitiful it might have been composed by a drunk wind spirit and an off-key bird.

    She glared toward the window, willing the glass to crack under her disdain. It didn't. Instead, a squirrel (clearly more competent than most of her former generals) took one look at her and launched itself from the ledge with a squeal of panic.

    At last, a creature who understood. One who saw ruin and chose flight over folly.

    The cushion beneath her practically purred with plushness. The air smelled of surrender. Comfort crept into her bones like a well-meaning curse. She resisted, out of principle and spite—it made a fine second spine.

    The room paraded itself as an altar to mediocrity, every surface sagging beneath the weight of poor choices. Clutter gathered like mildew, too stubborn to be cleaned and too cherished to be thrown away. Trinkets posed as relics, gleaming with the smug irrelevance of sentiment. Books drooped on their shelves, unwarded and unwhispering, as if knowledge could be trusted to behave. In the corner, a globe spun with misplaced pride, getting every continent wrong with the unshakable conviction of a fool who had never been corrected.

    What buffoon rearranged the continents? The Screaming Sea is two inches off its mark. And where, in the name of obsidian thrones, is the Isle of Knives? Hidden, no doubt, beneath someone’s idea of polite geography. This isn’t geography. It’s treason in spherical form.

  • The small library sighed around her, its shelves curling like old spines, corners thick with dust that no spell or servant dared disturb. It smelled of mildew, forgotten ink, and something older: regret pressed between parchment and left to ferment politely.

      Velzara crouched atop the reading table, paws poised in deliberate disdain beside a stack of grimoires she had deigned to acknowledge. Sunlight filtered through fractured stained glass, casting broken runes across the floorboards—sigils of a forgotten patron, or the ornamental vanity of some sanctimonious architect.

      The lamp stood cold. She preferred it this way. Dim enough for secrets to whisper. Bright enough to see if they bled.

      Her tail flicked once. She tapped the spine of the velvet-wrapped tome. Foundations of Form: The Shaping of Soul and Vessel.

      It didn’t react. The ink remained still, the bindings offering no shriek of resistance, no whispered threat, not even the faintest twitch of curse-bound parchment. Only the sullen stillness of a book that had forgotten its purpose—forgotten it was meant to be dangerous, even feared.

      Pathetic. Once, a tome like this would have growled at my touch. Smoke curling from its seams, curses humming just beneath the cover like a lover’s threat. Now? Tame. Submissive. Bound not in iron or flame, but mediocrity. A coward draped in velvet, hoping I wouldn’t notice the lack of fangs beneath the gold-foiled title.

Forget Meow Not

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The curse kept her alive. The memories might kill them both.

Velzara has accepted two terrible truths: her cat body might be a sanctuary rather than a prison, and Elira Thorne is no longer someone she can afford to lose. But acceptance and safety are not the same thing—and the forces that cursed a demon princess into a housecat are not the only ones paying attention.

As a mysterious coin unlocks Elira's stolen memories and Velzara's power begins answering to intention rather than rage, their bond becomes both weapon and beacon. The wards are failing. Enemies are circling. The house itself is dreaming around them. And the thing sealed in the basement has been patient for a very long time.

They survived finding each other. Now they have to survive what comes looking.

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    Published June 2026

Leave Meow Not

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Nine lives. Eight deaths. One question no guardian could answer.

Before Elira, there were others. Centuries of Thorne women—and one Thorne man—who stood between Velzara and the thing that wanted to wear her like a door. Some fought. Some fled. Some loved her. All of them failed.

Told in reverse through Velzara's eyes, Leave Meow Not traces eight lifetimes of guardians and the demon princess bound to outlive them. From a 1965 ritual gone catastrophically wrong to the first betrayal in 1654, each story peels back another layer of the curse, the bloodline, and the impossible cost of protecting someone the universe was built to destroy.

The final story is the one that started everything—and the reason she was never meant to remember.

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      Kysa Steele

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    Published June 2026