Infurnal Catastrophe Series
Curse Meow Not
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A cursed princess. A haunted house.
And a very undignified amount of fur.
Velzara was born for fire, forged for ruin, and meant to become a god’s vessel of destruction. But the ritual went wrong—or right, depending on who you ask—and now she’s trapped in the body of a black housecat with far too much attitude and nowhere near enough claws.
Elira is a soft-spoken witch-in-training with a cinnamon kettle, a cursed inheritance, and a house that rearranges itself when no one’s looking. She thinks Velzara is a familiar. She’s not. She’s a war crime in waiting.
As sigils misfire, mirrors whisper, and something older than either of them stirs beneath the floorboards, Velzara must choose: reclaim her monstrous birthright… or protect the girl who might undo her.
The curse was never meant to save her.
Just to make sure she survived.
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The sun offended her. It did not blaze with the glory of a kingdom-consuming inferno or strike with the righteous fury of divine wrath. This sunlight was worse. It crept in soft and domestic, its golden glow an intruder too polite to be thrown out, mocking her with its gentleness, as if her downfall were something to be warmed by.
It slithered across the wooden floor like melted smugness—warm, syrupy, and utterly devoid of threat. This was not light that scorched or purified. It merely lingered, smelling faintly of cinnamon and something far more insidious, like unresolved childhood trauma bottled in a sunbeam.
Velzara tried to hiss, but her throat betrayed her. What emerged was a breathy hffft, the dying gasp of a disgraced tea kettle. It was not merely inadequate—it was an insult to rage itself, a tragedy of acoustics so pitiful it might have been composed by a drunk wind spirit and an off-key bird.
She glared toward the window, willing the glass to crack under her disdain. It didn't. Instead, a squirrel (clearly more competent than most of her former generals) took one look at her and launched itself from the ledge with a squeal of panic.
At last, a creature who understood. One who saw ruin and chose flight over folly.
The cushion beneath her practically purred with plushness. The air smelled of surrender. Comfort crept into her bones like a well-meaning curse. She resisted, out of principle and spite—it made a fine second spine.
The room paraded itself as an altar to mediocrity, every surface sagging beneath the weight of poor choices. Clutter gathered like mildew, too stubborn to be cleaned and too cherished to be thrown away. Trinkets posed as relics, gleaming with the smug irrelevance of sentiment. Books drooped on their shelves, unwarded and unwhispering, as if knowledge could be trusted to behave. In the corner, a globe spun with misplaced pride, getting every continent wrong with the unshakable conviction of a fool who had never been corrected.
What buffoon rearranged the continents? The Screaming Sea is two inches off its mark. And where, in the name of obsidian thrones, is the Isle of Knives? Hidden, no doubt, beneath someone’s idea of polite geography. This isn’t geography. It’s treason in spherical form.
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The small library sighed around her, its shelves curling like old spines, corners thick with dust that no spell or servant dared disturb. It smelled of mildew, forgotten ink, and something older: regret pressed between parchment and left to ferment politely.
Velzara crouched atop the reading table, paws poised in deliberate disdain beside a stack of grimoires she had deigned to acknowledge. Sunlight filtered through fractured stained glass, casting broken runes across the floorboards—sigils of a forgotten patron, or the ornamental vanity of some sanctimonious architect.
The lamp stood cold. She preferred it this way. Dim enough for secrets to whisper. Bright enough to see if they bled.
Her tail flicked once. She tapped the spine of the velvet-wrapped tome. Foundations of Form: The Shaping of Soul and Vessel.
It didn’t react. The ink remained still, the bindings offering no shriek of resistance, no whispered threat, not even the faintest twitch of curse-bound parchment. Only the sullen stillness of a book that had forgotten its purpose—forgotten it was meant to be dangerous, even feared.
Pathetic. Once, a tome like this would have growled at my touch. Smoke curling from its seams, curses humming just beneath the cover like a lover’s threat. Now? Tame. Submissive. Bound not in iron or flame, but mediocrity. A coward draped in velvet, hoping I wouldn’t notice the lack of fangs beneath the gold-foiled title.
Forget Meow Not
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Velzara’s story continues in Volume II coming in 2026!
Velzara has lived nine lives. Only one remains. And she’s spending it in cursed fur, a tea-stained prison, and constant danger of being brushed.
But the past doesn’t stay buried. Especially not when you've scorched half a continent in a former incarnation.
Now, her old lives are waking. They claw through dreams, scratch beneath the surface, and whisper names she hoped she’d forgotten. Each one wants something. Each one remembers what she tried to leave behind.
And Elira? She still has the coin. The one that hums at midnight. The one that binds. The one that’s beginning to glow.
When the call comes—past, present, or worse—they’ll both have to choose: Repeat the curse. Or break the pattern.
But in a house that remembers, with magic that listens, and a tail that twitches at inopportune moments... Nothing stays dead forever.