The Orange Protocol Series
Containment Not Recommended
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They shattered his mind. Now he's solving crimes one catnap at a time.
Luis Cannon was a hardboiled detective—gravel voice, trench coat, the usual baggage. Then he touched the Cognichonk: a cursed, possibly divine cat toy from beyond time. Now his consciousness is scattered across a psychic network of orange cats.
Each time one of them taps into the Cognichonk, they become him—brilliant, cynical, noir-narrating sleuth. Then it fades. And they go back to screaming at ceiling fans and licking power outlets.
But something's stirring in the network. Cats are remembering things they shouldn't. Factions are forming. Occult sigils are spreading across suburbs like magical malware. And an old rival with too many lives is chasing ascension. If Luis doesn't crack the case fast, he won't just lose his mind—he'll lose what's left of himself.
A satirical noir-fantasy featuring occult jazz clubs, possessed ceiling fans, and a kitten who speaks in prophecy. Because the truth has claws. And it naps in sunbeams.
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The light ambushed me—a 3am confession that clawed into my consciousness, draped in yesterday's intentions and last night's bad ideas. It poured through a gap in the alley wall baking the pavement, and branding its golden truths into everything it touched.
My truth? I was in a box. Cardboard. Damning. Dust clung to my fur like guilt. The air reeked of week-old chow mein and mildew. The kind of choices you make when your coupons have expired, and your therapist is on sabbatical.
A fly buzzed nearby. Somewhere else a pigeon plotted murder. It was your typical midday back-alley scene. I blinked against the sunbeam, trying to remember how I got here.
I didn’t remember my name. Just betrayal—and maybe tuna. The tuna was probably a dream. But betrayal? That was real. Names could come later, once the yarn straightened out.
Something scratched inside my skull. A thought? A memory? A raccoon with a badge and a vendetta? Maybe it was—
Chonk, whispered a voice that wasn’t mine. Fuzzy and faintly moist, like it had just licked a window. Pure Butternugget, though I didn’t know that yet.
The Chonk remembers you, it giggled. Remembers your toes. Chooses. Always choosing. Even when it’s sleeping. Especially when it’s eating shoelaces.
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I came to with my face buried in a stack of receipts and regret. The old oak counter of The Clairvoyant Cat groaned under my weight like it was tired of the charade—like it had witnessed too many false promises sold by the ounce and paid for in broken dreams. Ink stains. Grease spots. A ledger of small-town occult dreams, paid in cash and wishful thinking. The lights hung low, drowning in Anna's idea of after-hours atmosphere. My throat betrayed me with every vibration—a purr that wouldn't quit, wouldn't apologize, wouldn't do anything but announce my tabby-shaped sins to the empty shop.
Don’t fight it, Mango crooned, warm and drowsy in my skull. She likes the sound.
“The purr is a lie,” I growled back.
So is love. Your point?
I lifted my head slowly, ears flicking at every creak in the floorboards. Overstuffed shelves leaned like conspirators caught mid-whisper. Dust motes drifted in the lamplight like slow, accusing thoughts—the kind that visit you at 3 AM when the whiskey's gone but the guilt's still pouring. Cinnamon tea gone cold, wax from candles burned too long, paper yellowed with age—the shop reeked of it all. The kind of smell that makes you think every page turned here whispered something it shouldn't have.
But beneath it—ozone. Like the memory of lightning.
My eyes cut to the sigils pinned behind the counter. Ink on yellowed parchment. Protective wards, maybe. But drawn wrong. Asymmetrical. Frantic—like prayers scribbled by a man who knows the devil's already in the room, counting down his heartbeats. Some scrawled over older marks, the ink cracked like dried blood. When the candle guttered, they seemed to twitch. Enough to raise the hackles on my back.
Pretty, aren’t they? Mango sighed. She collects them for me.
"She doesn’t know what she’s collecting."
Details.
Footsteps on warped floorboards. Slow. Careful. Each creak sounded like a confession she didn’t want to make.
“Mango?” Her voice. Soft as a promise you knew would break.
There she is. Mango warmed. Look at her.
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Dan Belmont
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Orange Cat “Photos”
Matias Nivala, KAJO Graphics
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Kysa Steele (assets purchased from Shutterstock)
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Paperback: 344 pages | ISBN 979-8998942228
Hardcover: 330 pages | ISBN 979-8998942235
Ebook: Available on AmazonPublished August 2025
Signal Integrity Compromised
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The network is fracturing. The signal is failing. And something ancient just said hello.
Luis Cannon has adapted to life as a distributed consciousness inside fifteen orange cats. He has a system. He has allies. He even has something resembling a routine—if your routine includes waking up in a Persian cat named Muffin Top and solving supernatural crimes before breakfast.
But the psychic network that holds him together is degrading. Dead zones are forming. Jumps are getting harder. His old partner Vance is alive, conflicted, and working for the enemy. And Mallory Vex is building something worse than anyone imagined—a controlled network with herself as its Anchor, powered by counterfeit shards and a test subject that shouldn't exist.
Then there's the other problem. The one lurking beneath Vex's architecture like a heartbeat in the walls. The one even she didn't plan for.
The Pantry God is waking. And it's hungry.
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Ebook: Available on AmazonPublished June 2026
Containment Failure Imminent
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She wanted to control the network. She built a door instead. Now something's walking through it.
Mallory Vex is underground, rebuilding, and more dangerous than ever. But the cosmic entity she accidentally invited into her architecture doesn't take orders. The Pantry God has tasted the Cognichonk's frequency, and it wants more.
Luis Cannon faces a threat that can't be out-detected or out-clawed—a force older than the network, older than the artifact, older than anything with a name. Vex becomes the reluctant ally nobody wanted and nobody trusts. An ancient contact who's been watching the Cognichonk since before the Widow touched it finally steps into the light. And Luis confronts the question he's been avoiding since page one of Book 1: if restoration to human form were possible, would he even take it?
The answer might surprise him. It'll definitely surprise the cats.
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Ebook: Available on AmazonPublished June 2026
Prior Incidents Declassified
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Before the cats. Before the Cognichonk. Before everything went sideways.
Luis Cannon was a detective. A real one. Badge, desk, bad coffee, worse hours. The kind of investigator who refused to close a file when the file was wrong—even when the department wanted it buried and his partner wanted to go home.
Prior Incidents Declassified collects cases from Luis's human days: the investigations he references in passing, the ones that shaped the detective the cats inherited. Smuggling rings operating out of daycares where the finger paints bit back. Stakeouts that lasted longer than marriages. The cases that taught him to trust his instincts, mistrust authority, and never, under any circumstances, eat the precinct chili.
Standalone stories set in the world of The Orange Protocol—same voice, same city, same bone-dry noir sensibility. No whiskers required.
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Paperback: XXX pages | ISBN XXX
Hardcover: XXX pages | ISBN XXX
Ebook: Available on AmazonPublished June 2026