The Infurnal Catastrophe Series

Curse Meow Not

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Curse Meow Not
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A cursed princess. A haunted house.

And a very undignified amount of fur.

Velzara was born for fire, forged for ruin, and meant to become a god’s vessel of destruction. But the ritual went wrong—or right, depending on who you ask—and now she’s trapped in the body of a black housecat with far too much attitude and nowhere near enough claws.

Elira is a soft-spoken witch-in-training with a cinnamon kettle, a cursed inheritance, and a house that rearranges itself when no one’s looking. She thinks Velzara is a familiar. She’s not. She’s a war crime in waiting.

As sigils misfire, mirrors whisper, and something older than either of them stirs beneath the floorboards, Velzara must choose: reclaim her monstrous birthright… or protect the girl who might undo her.

The curse was never meant to save her.

Just to make sure she survived.

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Velzara was forged for the apocalypse. Now she's a housecat.

Once a demon princess who commanded legions and toppled thrones across three hells, Velzara has been cursed into the body of a small black cat—stripped of her powers, saddled with whiskers, and nursing a grudge older than most civilizations. When she's taken in by Elira, a young witch-in-training who inherited a grandmother's crumbling Warding House and none of the instructions, Velzara expects nothing more than temporary indignity.

But the house has opinions. The mirrors have stopped behaving. Something sealed beneath the floorboards is learning her name. And the girl with the cinnamon-scented magic and the mismatched slippers might be the most dangerous thing in the building—because she's starting to make Velzara care.

Ancient curses. Rogue sigils. An imp in a tea cozy. And the creeping suspicion that the curse was never punishment at all.

Forget Meow Not

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The curse kept her alive. The memories might kill them both.

Velzara has accepted two terrible truths: her cat body might be a sanctuary rather than a prison, and Elira Thorne is no longer someone she can afford to lose. But acceptance and safety are not the same thing—and the forces that cursed a demon princess into a housecat are not the only ones paying attention.

As a mysterious coin unlocks Elira's stolen memories and Velzara's power begins answering to intention rather than rage, their bond becomes both weapon and beacon. The wards are failing. Enemies are circling. The house itself is dreaming around them. And the thing sealed in the basement has been patient for a very long time.

They survived finding each other. Now they have to survive what comes looking.

Leave Meow Not

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Nine lives. Eight deaths. One question no guardian could answer.

Before Elira, there were others. Centuries of Thorne women—and one Thorne man—who stood between Velzara and the thing that wanted to wear her like a door. Some fought. Some fled. Some loved her. All of them failed.

Told in reverse through Velzara's eyes, Leave Meow Not traces eight lifetimes of guardians and the demon princess bound to outlive them. From a 1965 ritual gone catastrophically wrong to the first betrayal in 1654, each story peels back another layer of the curse, the bloodline, and the impossible cost of protecting someone the universe was built to destroy.

The final story is the one that started everything—and the reason she was never meant to remember.