The Cat Who Ate the End of the World

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Mungus ate the end of the world. It tasted like chicken.

When Claire Pemberton's cat consumes a cosmic artifact that was supposed to be her thesis paperweight, she expects some digestive complications. She does not expect fish showers over London, traffic lights speaking ancient Sumerian, or a government committee determined to take her cat away for "containment."

Now Claire—an anxiety-ridden graduate student whose entire field nobody takes seriously—must navigate emergency bureaucracy, face down hostile treasury officials, and prove that love isn't a weakness in cosmic entity management. It's the only thing that works.

Her allies include a demon named Harold who considers paperwork a form of devotion, a government agent whose cat is learning to purr at pipes, and a professor who just discovered his thirty years of theoretical research are terrifyingly real. Her opposition includes a man who views kindness as a budget line item to be eliminated.

The committee votes. The containment order stands. And Mungus walks into a cage to protect the person he loves.

But Claire isn't done fighting.

The Cat Who Ate The End Of The World is a cozy fantasy novella about trust, bureaucratic absurdity, and the lengths we'll go to protect the ones who matter. It features:

  • A cosmic cat who thinks in italics about "food lady"

  • A demon with an enthusiasm for proper documentation

  • Fish showers, prophetic hamsters, and a missing Tuesday

  • Found family forged through crisis

  • The question of whether love is a sufficient basis for managing existential threats (it is)

Standalone novella. No cliffhangers. Contains one (1) deeply objectionable can of diet tuna.

Mungus ate the end of the world. It tasted like chicken.

When Claire Pemberton's cat consumes a cosmic artifact that was supposed to be her thesis paperweight, she expects some digestive complications. She does not expect fish showers over London, traffic lights speaking ancient Sumerian, or a government committee determined to take her cat away for "containment."

Now Claire—an anxiety-ridden graduate student whose entire field nobody takes seriously—must navigate emergency bureaucracy, face down hostile treasury officials, and prove that love isn't a weakness in cosmic entity management. It's the only thing that works.

Her allies include a demon named Harold who considers paperwork a form of devotion, a government agent whose cat is learning to purr at pipes, and a professor who just discovered his thirty years of theoretical research are terrifyingly real. Her opposition includes a man who views kindness as a budget line item to be eliminated.

The committee votes. The containment order stands. And Mungus walks into a cage to protect the person he loves.

But Claire isn't done fighting.

The Cat Who Ate The End Of The World is a cozy fantasy novella about trust, bureaucratic absurdity, and the lengths we'll go to protect the ones who matter. It features:

  • A cosmic cat who thinks in italics about "food lady"

  • A demon with an enthusiasm for proper documentation

  • Fish showers, prophetic hamsters, and a missing Tuesday

  • Found family forged through crisis

  • The question of whether love is a sufficient basis for managing existential threats (it is)

Standalone novella. No cliffhangers. Contains one (1) deeply objectionable can of diet tuna.

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Signed by author Kysa Steele

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